I went out to a beer garden to hopefully meet up with some ladyboy acquaintances and put in a sneaky peek to find fresh ones. I seemingly was the only guy to go drinking beers in a bar around lunch time instead of soaking up the sun somewhere outside or better yet plug some holes. I knew I shouldn’t expect to find much and I didn’t but lo and behold, there were three ladyboys cackling and having drinks at a little table in the corner. I sat myself at the bar and had a beer and hoped that maybe somehow they would get me involved. After a little while, I suddenly realized they were calling out for me, I mean, they called Hey sexy man! So who else could it be? I turned around and two of them had their dicks out and were blowing air kisses. I couldn’t believe it, they told me to come over and bring some bottles of Smirnoff Ice, that was a small price to pay to join them I figured. I came over and wanted to give them each one bottle but they said it wasn’t for them. They explained I lost the game because I was the last one to get an erection. Although they were right, I tried to tell them I had one but I just didn’t feel the need to flash it in public, they changed the sexy man into old man and I just went along. They told me as punishment I had to get down on one knee and drink all three bottles in one go. I did, and they said I was now Iced for some reason. Then they introduced themselves, they were all new to me, the tallest one was named Iceland. Then they told me I lost again because I introduced myself after everyone else. So there I was a minute later on one knee going for the next three, I managed to get to the second but then I had to barf. They laughed in my face but then Iceland told me that if I paid the bill, she would make sure I got to my room and she would look after me once we were there, she then gave me the naughtiest of winks.
